He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
