handjob tips. give me some.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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