The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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