Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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