i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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