I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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