We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
