hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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