what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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