Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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