he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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