No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this will be a night to untag.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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