I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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