Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
even my farts smell like vagina
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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