No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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