it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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