MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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