Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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