my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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