I must be too annoying 4 u.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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