I feel great
I just peed on a car
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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