Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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