i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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