He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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