the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Shame is for Republicans.
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