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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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