Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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