One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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