idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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