Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Everything about him screamed your future.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
