That's intense
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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