I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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