the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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