so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my shit smells like andre
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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