i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm