Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.