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READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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