Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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