Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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