yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
my poor anus
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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