omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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