READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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