i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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