The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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