Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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