I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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