i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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