I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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