Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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