I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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