so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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