High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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