And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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