I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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