I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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